Ten Little Piggies '07

This little piggy's in prison,

This little piggy lied about his educational background in order to get a position at one of the better companies on the West Coast,

This little piggy has separation issues,

This little piggy got fired,

This little piggy went to Whole Foods Market,

This little piggy's retired.

This little piggy likes Starbucks,

This little piggy's got none,

This little piggy took out an ill-advised mortgage loan and was so over-extended that he's subsequently defaulted into the hideous vortex of the nine rings of bankruptcy hell,

and this little piggy cried all the way home.


The End