Super Fantastic Caption Contest (#46)
Okay, get those brains out of the closet and fire 'em up because it's Caption Contest time again!
This week we've got something extra special for you.
Long time readers of the blog will no doubt recognize the star of today's photo from his previous appearance in our lil' weekly contest. That makes him (name unknown, but I'm guessing it's something like Dweevus or Mr. Dumples) the current king of wackiness.
Be proud, Tron Boy, be proud.
So, with that, let's get right to it -
I told you it was going to be special . . .
Ben O.
Labels: Super Fantastic Caption Contest, Suspected Child Molester, Tron Boy
posted by Ben O. | 7:05 AM
12 Comments:
"You're not leaving the house in that outfit!"
"But MOooooooommm!"
"No! And that's final!"
"That's it! I'm moving out of your basement!"
"That's.... one small circuit board for man... One giant Beer Gut for Mankind!"
"Tell me the truth, do I look fat in this?"
"Is it bad when your stomach is bigger than your butt?"
"That mean ole' Master Control Program won't even know what hit it."
Ben O.
It looks like we have a jacknifed electrotank on the 405 this afternoon. Apparently, some fata$$ tried to squeeze himself into a lightcycle. He got halfway to work when the darn thing just conked out on him. Must have been the strain of all that flourescent jelly-lard. The resulting backup stretches out for at least 3 1/2 parsecs. I wouldn't plan on making it home in time to catch Will and Grace tonight, my fellow programs.
Ben O.
"See?! I told you I'm a dead ringer for Bruce Boxleitner! Huh? Right? What's so funny?"
"Coming soon to a theater near you: TRON 2 - Bloatware"
Great stuff, Rollin. I see the juices are really flowing this week.
Excellent - Ben O.
Originally the writers of TRON thought that whenever one program touched another he would suck his lifeforce into himself and his belly would grow a little. This idea was scrapped when test audiences left the theatres in droves complaining of upset stomach and acute diarhea.
Ben O.
" I thought the convention was this way"
Ben, I can't stop laughing long enough to come up with anything...
Well, that's something.
:)
Ben O.
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