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Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Super Fantastic Caption Contest (#44)

Hey, it's Back!
No, not complimentary hair removal.
The Super Fantastic Caption Contest.
Can you contain yourselves?
I should think not -

I look forward to checking out all those captions . . .

Ben O.



Blogger MyUtopia said...

"I should have known there was a catch to this medical research study."

12:18 PM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

(A few seconds earlier, at the Medical Building)

Just take one of these and call me in the morning.

Ben O.

10:17 PM  
Anonymous rollin said...

"I have to get this to the Patent Office before anyone steals my idea!"

8:13 AM  
Anonymous rollin said...

Ben, I can't stop laughing at your "take one and call me in the morning" one!

8:15 AM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Sometimes they just come to you.

I remember a Stormtrooper comment you left that kept me laughing for days.

Ben O.

9:02 AM  
Blogger kim said...

"That little Dutch boy is going to be so happy."

1:22 PM  
Blogger John said...

Ok, as soon as I get this to the campsite I'll be a third of the way to making the biggest damn s'more the world has ever seen!

1:27 PM  
Anonymous Kristabella said...

Dude, when I attach this to my bike, I'm going to have the world's sweetest steamroller.

1:40 PM  
Blogger Jess Riley said...

I think you win the contest Ben...what a pill. hehe!

6:23 PM  
Blogger Crazy Me said...

Darn it ... I should have read that EBAY decription a little better.

12:01 AM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

The last of the now legendary Neolithic Wafers was found today in the catacombs beneath the University of Wisconsin Library. Nobody knows what they are or why they exist, but most scientists feel that they were built by the ancient Druids in a vain attempt at constructing the World's first and only giant roll of Mentos. The find was removed to moderate fanfare and will now be on exhibit at the San Francisco Museum of Strangeness along side the other 7 known wafers, the pickled toe of glory and an intensely popular travelling collection of petrified guano. Tickets are going fast.

Ben O.

7:17 AM  
Anonymous The Zombieslayer said...

They decided to put up an exclamation point on the Hollywood sign. This lady is bringing the dot.

8:38 PM  
Blogger Kathleen said...

"Where is that damn square hole? I want to get rid of this round peg."

8:34 AM  
Blogger Etchen said...

Cool post...I wish I was clever with these sort fo things, but I look forward to reading everyone's funny responses.

11:56 AM  
Blogger poo-head said...

"Humpf....those guys at America's Next Inventor (or whatever it's called) just don't know what they're talking about."

9:19 AM  
Blogger mcBlogger said...

In retrospect, "jane" felt she should have bought the smaller of the hat boxes...

9:58 AM  
Blogger MyUtopia said...

"For when you have a head ache...THIS BIG...Take extra strength Tylenol"
Side Effects...may include problems swallowing, esophagus damage,death or dizziness. Do not drive or operate heavy machinery. If you are pregnant or think you may be pregnant do not take this medication.

10:54 AM  
Blogger Terri said...

I had the same idea as McBlogger;

"Sue was confident she'd be wearing the biggest hat at the wedding."

5:13 AM  
Blogger Ben O. said...


I love this game . . .

Ben O.

6:35 AM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Not to put too fine a point on it . . .

Ben O.

6:37 AM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

"Excuse me sir, but did you happen to lose a giant, cement disc?"

Ben O.

6:38 AM  
Blogger Scary Monster said...

"Of all the damned instruments in the band, I had to go and choose bass drum!"

5:52 PM  
Blogger Glenn said...

Barnie called. Some dude named Fred wants that back.

5:39 AM  

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