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Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Super Fantastic Caption Contest (#1)

Okay devoted readers, I know that you are all anxiously awaiting the results -

Well, to my last count - exactly 3 & 1/2 people chimed in, so I've decided to . . .

Go for it.

(I was going to anyway)

Look for the newest addition to the blog today and every Tuesday (Seems like a good day for a little tom-foolery).

So, without further ado - I proudly present the first ever Procrastination Station Super Fantastic Caption Contest!

(It isn't really a contest, this is pretend-land. Just leave a comment with a witty description of what you think is happening in the photo. It can be a snippet of dialogue, a funny title or even an imaginary caption.)

I'm looking forward to reading those comments . . .

Ben O.


Blogger Zambo said...

Hey Ben O.

My caption will be:

Son: "Is mine gonna be that big one day too mommy?"

Mom: "Well, if you feed it and take proper care of it, a 3-D giraffe can grow to be 27 feet tall!"

(Be ashamed of thinking what you were initially thinking)...

Take care out there, Ben!

Your Pal,


7:49 PM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Zambo - I wasn't thinking anything (Yeah, right!)

Ben O.

8:00 PM  
Blogger Motor City Monk said...

Momma, don't ya think the 3-D Drive-In would work better at night?!

8:34 PM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Nice one Monk,

Here's one -

"Dang, I guess he really did fix the trampoline!"

Ben O.

9:00 PM  
Blogger melodyann said...

I wanna play!!!

Kid: "Mom, are you SURE it's ok to watch the eclipse with these 3-D glasses?"

3:29 AM  
Blogger StringMan said...

"Why, I think it might be heaven coming to earth ... no, wait ... ah ... it's even better ... it's Procrastination Station! And look! There's Ben! Hmm. He's a lot shorter than I thought he'd be."

4:11 AM  
Blogger Beth said...

"Look, Mom, Tom Cruise was right all along ... it's Xenu!"

5:16 AM  
Blogger DelBoy said...

"Are you sure these are virtual reality glasses? That space ship looks VERY close..."

Long time Ben. Hope you're well.

9:10 AM  
Anonymous mark said...

Stevie Wonder takes his family to the park....

oh my, that was bad, sorry, for that.

9:15 AM  
Blogger mr. schprock said...

"With these glasses, that meteor looks so near. I feel like I could reach out and — ooof!"

9:56 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

"Becky, isn't it your bedtime?"

4:46 PM  
Blogger Ben O. said...


Such wonderful comments!

Ben O.

Here's another one for ya . . .

"Can we keep him, Mommy? Can we, can we?"

4:59 PM  
Blogger John said...

Holy crap, Blogger works again!

How about:

Due to a particularly embarrassing U.N. blunder, 23 crates of desperately-needed food and medical supplies that were flagged for Nigeria were shipped to a Universal warehouse, while crates of old Jaws 3 promotional 3-D glasses where dropped on the suffering nation.

12:24 PM  
Blogger Craig said...

Mother: What the...my fingers are stuck to my glasses..???

Son: That'll teach her for spanking me last night.

1:38 PM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

John & Craig - really nice.

This never gets old.

Here's one more for ya . . .

Woman - "Well they sure don't make 'em like they used to . . . that's for sure."

Kid - "What the heck are you talkin' about? It's 75 feet tall. How could they have made it any better?"

Woman - "Yes, but did they walk uphill both ways to deliver it? I don't think so."

Ben O.

2:35 PM  
Blogger Kathleen said...

Reading the comments was fun, but simply reminded me how unclever I really am. I had nothing. My favorite was the one from John about the shipment mix-up.

4:32 AM  
Blogger Sadie Lou said...

For the fans of LOST

Walt finds out what happens if nobody 'pushes the button'

9:21 AM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Kathleen - I bet you've got something in ya . . . you should give it a shot.

Sadie - I like it and I don't even watch LOST. That's saying something.

Ben O.

10:06 AM  
Blogger mcBlogger said...

"The sun's flying a bit low today, but boy, is IT cool!"

9:17 AM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Boy - "Yikes! Do you see what I see?"

Woman - "Yep, it looks like an explosion or something."

Boy - "I think it's the USA soccer team crashing and burning in their first game of The World Cup"

Woman - "Yep, I think you're right. Too bad."

Ben O.

11:58 AM  

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