Does The Name Pavlov Ring a Bell?
Welcome back from wherever you happened to have been this weekend. I thought I would hit ya with something light and funny to ease our way back into life.
My Dad sent me an email full of Puns the other day and I've decided to include some of my favorites for your enjoyment.
So . . . enjoy.
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart
Without geometry, life is pointless
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
Ben O.
My Dad sent me an email full of Puns the other day and I've decided to include some of my favorites for your enjoyment.
So . . . enjoy.
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart
Without geometry, life is pointless
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
Ben O.
posted by Ben O. | 11:20 AM
10 Comments:
luv the poultry in motion!!
Isn't that great? What about the fruit flies? That one still gets me . . . as well as the Pavlov thing.
Ben O.
A few more...
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
I don't get the pavlov thing...can you explain?
Seriously?
Anyone . . . a little help with the Pavlovian Pun?
Ben O.
BTW - I love the baseball one.
I know...I liked the baseball one too, it's happened to me a few times... (sheepish grin)
Wait! I think I get it. Is it about Pavlovs dog and the drooling on command?
Bingo!
Do I hear bells ringing?
Ben O.
(This is fun . . . anyone else have anything fun to add?)
News update on the man who fell into an upholstery machine:
He's fully recovered.
Hey Rollin - long time, no comment . . .
That is a nice one. A little grim, but nice.
Ben O.
BTW - I like grim.
Punny stuff. My wife, the nurse, loved the pessimists blood type. The baseball one from mcblogger was good, too.
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