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Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Does The Name Pavlov Ring a Bell?

Welcome back from wherever you happened to have been this weekend. I thought I would hit ya with something light and funny to ease our way back into life.

My Dad sent me an email full of Puns the other day and I've decided to include some of my favorites for your enjoyment.

So . . . enjoy.

A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative

Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart

Without geometry, life is pointless

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana


Ben O.

10 Comments:

Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

luv the poultry in motion!!

2:30 PM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Isn't that great? What about the fruit flies? That one still gets me . . . as well as the Pavlov thing.

Ben O.

4:15 PM  
Blogger mcBlogger said...

A few more...

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

I don't get the pavlov thing...can you explain?

9:37 AM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Seriously?

Anyone . . . a little help with the Pavlovian Pun?

Ben O.

BTW - I love the baseball one.

2:33 PM  
Blogger mcBlogger said...

I know...I liked the baseball one too, it's happened to me a few times... (sheepish grin)

4:12 AM  
Blogger mcBlogger said...

Wait! I think I get it. Is it about Pavlovs dog and the drooling on command?

4:15 AM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Bingo!

Do I hear bells ringing?

Ben O.

(This is fun . . . anyone else have anything fun to add?)

9:46 AM  
Anonymous Rollin said...

News update on the man who fell into an upholstery machine:

He's fully recovered.

11:27 AM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Hey Rollin - long time, no comment . . .

That is a nice one. A little grim, but nice.

Ben O.

BTW - I like grim.

11:59 AM  
Blogger StringMan said...

Punny stuff. My wife, the nurse, loved the pessimists blood type. The baseball one from mcblogger was good, too.

10:21 AM  

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