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Friday, September 30, 2005

Feedback Friday (The 11th Hour)

Okay - it is 11 O'Clock on an actual Friday and I'm in the mood for some serious feedback.

I'll make this short and relatively sweet.

If you are so inclined, and you do in fact choose to participate, then please go ahead and read the previous post and leave a comment with one or both of the following:

-- What would you add to the list? What is your 11th statement of ultimate fact? Go ahead and put some time into this one. Let's don't just reach for the stars here, people . . . let's strive for a new level of complete and utter mediocrity never before witnessed on an English-Speaking Blog.

-- Use the word "Buffoon" in a sentence. If you've got nemos of steele and you think you can handle the Advanced "Bonus Point" Level, then we're gonna need for you to use the word "Buffoonery" in a sentence. (Using both in the same sentence will only look like you're trying too hard and will incidentally result in a loss of points.)

Have fun. Your time starts . . . NOW!


Ben O.

18 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

His antics often left people understanding why he was often referred to as Ben the Buffoon.

10:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Though, some thought his buffoonery merely a charade and just called him Ben.

10:29 PM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

150 points to Gryffendor!

Nice - Ben O.

10:36 PM  
Blogger marrie said...

While some might prefer to call you a buffalo-headed clobber bloster, I personally think buffoon will sufice.

12:08 PM  
Blogger marrie said...

Oh, by the way, in Marrie's World, Star Trek is way cooler than Star Wars.

12:09 PM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Well - we don't live in Marrie's world now do we?

:)

Ben O.

1:59 PM  
Blogger marrie said...

Ummm...Hello...yes we do! You need to get in touch with reality, man.

8:22 PM  
Blogger Sadie Lou said...

11. The word "fork" starts to look like utter gibberish after you write it exactly five times. Of course if you ever find yourself needing to write the word "fork" five times in one day, you are a baffoon.

*side note:
If you write the word "fork" five times to see if this fact is indeed correct--you are participating in an inexcusable display of baffoonery.

8:23 AM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Attention - I would like to announce that we are all now living in Marrie's World.

Thank you - you may now go back to whatever you were doing.

fork
fork
fork
fork
fork

Yep - you're right, I feel pretty baffoonish.

Ben O.

12:09 PM  
Blogger The Zombieslayer said...

Don't mess with the post man, for he has bigger guns and more willingness to use them than you do.

Whereas Malfoy's a rotten kid, Crabbe and Goyle are mere baffoons.

3:10 PM  
Blogger NYPinTA said...

Instructions in buffoonery:
Get really really high.
Say 'fork' five times.

Your welcome.

7:50 AM  
Blogger Sadie Lou said...

saying fork is even stranger than writting it.

8:37 AM  
Blogger Master of None said...

Okay, I'm very confused by all of this. Maybe it's because it's finally the end of a long Monday, or maybe I'm just an idiot.

2:01 PM  
Blogger John said...

Here's an experiment YOU can do! Buffoon spelled backwards is nooffub, which can then be broken into three words: "no" "off" and "ub". Ub isn't actually a word, but if you pronounce the letters, it's "you be." So "baffoon" backwards is "No off you be" which is fun pirate talk for telling off baffoons.

EXAMPLE:
Buffoon: Can I put marbles on my toast?

You: No. Off you be!

Note: Please do not actually do that. In fact, spend the next few minutes trying to retroactively skip over the preceding comment.

5:32 PM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Point taken -

Ben O.

9:10 PM  
Blogger Becky..Absent Minded Housewife said...

I dare to lose points!

They put shit in cans at a cannery.
They put shit in buffoons at a buffoonery.

10:27 PM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Becky - nice usage. I am going to have to dock you 2 points, though.

That leaves you with 1,748 points.

How would you like those distributed?

Ben O.

11:32 PM  
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