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Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Super Fantastic Caption Contest (#12)

Tuesday, O' Tuesday . . . thou art lovelier than a basket full of any other day.

It's time for the weekly Caption Contest, all you wit junkies.

I found this photo while I was surfing the "Grown Men with Way Too Much Free Time" section of the Internet late last night. I'm not entirely sure of just what exactly is going on here, but I'm 100% sure that it's gonna hurt one of the dudes more than it will the other.

Should be interesting . . .

Thanks - Ben O.


Blogger mr. schprock said...

T'was no strumpet, but my wife, thou rogue! Taste the foam rubber of my broadsword for thy knavery!

8:00 AM  
Anonymous mark said...

tis but a flesh wound...

9:01 AM  
Blogger Kathleen said...

This is no pansy-ass light saber, Sir Clanks-A-Lot.

10:05 AM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

I love these things - awesome captions.

Here's one -

Excellent business opportunities exist for able bodied, adult men with strong jaws and below average intelligence. Must be able to lift yourself off of the ground multiple times an hour. No typing involved.

Ben O.

10:27 AM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

"Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!"

Ben O.

10:50 AM  
Blogger flea said...

"oooooohh i'm so mad at you that i'm going to beat you not only with my strong and mighty sword but i'm going to do it with my eyes closed!"


"here it comes....."

1:05 PM  
Blogger MyUtopia said...

Since I know it was bugging you, I posted the answer today for the brain puzzler on my blog. I also posted another question.

1:23 PM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

"Hey Bruno, can you help me get this helmet off . . . I think it's stuck?"

"Sure thing, dude. Just stand still with your eyes closed for a few seconds."

Ben O.

5:24 PM  
Blogger MyUtopia said...

"Make a Wish"

Ps: I posted the answer to my quiz on my blog.

7:51 AM  
Blogger NYPinTA said...

Dude, that plume is so silly I can't even look at it!
Shut up! You know, black isn't always slimming.
Take that back!
No. Sir Lardo.
That does it! *thwack*

10:30 AM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

"Just a quick, lil' tap and those pesky teeth of yours will be nothing but a memory."

Ben O.

5:02 PM  
Blogger Glenn said...

If this Trojan armor stands up to a rubber whacker, it will surely keep me safe in bed.

10:46 AM  
Anonymous rollin said...

Is it just me, or does that look like Benny Hill with the funny cap and rubber sword? And his little bald sidekick in the suit of armor?

12:30 PM  
Blogger jillie said...

I stumbled across your blog from a friend of mind and just randomly hit an archive and this is what I came up with for MY caption....

Smell my finger...

1:25 PM  

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