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Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Super Fantastic Caption Contest (#10)

Better late than never, huh?

Tuesday passed us by, but I think this week still needs a Caption Contest.

The picture is a strange one, too.

Can't wait to read the input this week . . .

Ben O.

13 Comments:

Blogger flea said...

1st!

"hurry, the fastest way to the market is this way"

6:56 AM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Great!

Here's one my family will like . . .

"DON'T LOOK ETHEL!!"


Ben O.

9:27 AM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Here's another . . .

"Mommy, I thought it was supposed to be the 3 lil' piggies . . . not 4 creepy weirdos dressed like pigs running through the streets of my nightmares!?!"

Ben O.

9:00 PM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

One more for ya . . .

The Piggy-isits would sometimes come to life and hit the backroads of Whooville in their eco-friendly banks-o-mobile while Dr. Seuss lay on the couch sound asleep with the secret hatch to his brain standing noticeably ajar.

Ben O.

9:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ethel checking in here:
Try these: Iggy to Ziggy, I told you we shouldn't have swallowed those frisbies!

And: "Now, if we could only work off this last band of fat around the middle . . ."

10:42 AM  
Anonymous rollin said...

...and this little piggy cried "Jane! Stop this crazy thing!"

10:42 AM  
Blogger Zambo said...

"The suspects were last seen travelling southbound on Main Street...They were dressed in pig costumes...Yes pig costumes"...

OR

Have you seen the little piggies
crawling in the dirt?
And for all the little piggies
life is getting worse,
always having dirt to play around in.

Have you seen the bigger piggies
in their starched white shirts?
You will find the bigger piggies
stirring up the dirt,
always have clean shirts to play around in.
In their styes with all their backing
they don't care what goes on around.
In their eyes there's something lacking
what they need's a damn good whacking.

Everywhere there's lots of piggies
living piggy lives.
You can see them out for dinner
with their piggy wives
clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon.


(From The Beatles White Album).

7:39 PM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Excellent as per usual.

PS commenters are the best on the net, bar none.

Here's another for ya . . .

"I'm sorry, Officer - did you say "Ham and Run" or "Hit and Run"?"

Ben O.

8:27 PM  
Blogger Ultra Toast Mosha God said...

Ham-fisted robbery attempt by Miss Piggy's Bodyguards saves her financial Bacon

1:18 AM  
Blogger Sadie Lou said...

1st place went to the 4 'monkeys' pushing a giant wrench. This picture is of the runner ups.

10:44 AM  
Blogger NYPinTA said...

the big bad wolf huffed and he puffed and now the 4 piggies were on the street.

2:00 PM  
Blogger Glenn said...

Can't help but notice the piggies flanking the bank are female. (shame on me for checking out the chests of piggies) I guess the guys always want to drive.

3:39 PM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Nice observation, Glenn.

For that matter, should piggies be wearing so much eye-liner? IMHO it just makes them look cheap.

Ben O.

10:05 AM  

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