Super Fantastic Caption Contest (#7)
Okay people, even though it's only Monday evening I just couldn't wait to post this week's picture.
This one strikes me as so totally strange that I'm actually dumbfounded as to the so-called reality behind it. It almost looks staged, it's so wacky.
I haven't got a clue what the heck is going on here . . .
This one strikes me as so totally strange that I'm actually dumbfounded as to the so-called reality behind it. It almost looks staged, it's so wacky.
I haven't got a clue what the heck is going on here . . .
(I tried to warn ya)
I can't wait to read all of your captions . . .
Ben O.
posted by Ben O. | 8:51 PM
21 Comments:
Mr. Miagi demonstrated the secret ancient art of removing a bra without touching a blouse.
Buffalo Bill was surprised to learn he would have start hunting wild vinyl beasts.
Here's one for ya . . .
"Hey Babe, you ever felt real naugahide(sp?) against your bare skin? Oh, I'm sorry . . . I guess you have!"
Ben O.
"So, honey, do you like my buffalo? Would you like to touch it?"
While on vacation, Santa Clause figured what happens on a Buffalo stays on a Buffalo.
eh.
His name is Harley. He runs on corn, and the emissions are 100% biodegradable! I just have to get him street legal...
"Hold on... you mean this is a Ride for Charity IN Buffalo, not ON a buffalo?"
Here's another one . . .
"Hey Sweet Momma, my glasses are a little bit dirty. Can I borrow that microscopic piece of leather ya got there to wipe them down?"
Ben O.
hey pretty lil' lady would you mind directing me to a local drug store, it seems i'm all out of my viagra.....
Jack the Bull finally convinced himself to return to the wild after his best friend Dale broke his promise to never pick up on girls wearing leather
"Just remember, missy, when the chips are down, the buffalo is empty."
Hey Ben O.
Just trying to make my rounds...
Colonel: So it's two lefts, one right and another left?
Woman: Yup. That's right!
Colonel: Thanks, little lady! I remember a time when there was only one KFC...and it was called KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN...Women wore a lot more clothes back then too...
Take care out there!
Your Pal,
Zambo.
I think I need a cool nickname like "The Colonel". Makes the day go by faster, doesn't it?
Here's another one for ya . . .
"I'm sorry, Honey, I'm all out of those lil' pooper-scooper baggies. I guess you're just gonna have to watch your step."
Ben O.
Yet another . . .
In what turned out to be the highlight of the 84th Annual Hog-fest Showdown-A-Palooza, Ernie finally got his Yamaha Beefaloe Widebody Supreme to stop flooding itself . . . and the rest as they say . . . was history.
Ben O.
Hey, we're on a role tonight . . .
"It drives great, but when you go to shift into 3rd . . . you better make for dang-sure that you're popping the clutch and not horking him in the jewels. That happened to me the other day and I still can't feel my left leg below the knee."
Ben O.
i don't have a caption, but what the hell is the guy behind the chick looking at? seems to be inspecting the old guy's nose hairs.
After seeing the targets for his next hit, his suspicions that PETA was involved were well founded.
"Is it eco-friendly? Hell yes it's eco-friendly . . . you think I'm riding this thing because it smells good?"
Hey you're right there is a guy behind him looking at his face - I hadn't even noticed him yet.
Here's one from his vantage point -
"Dude, you're just gonna keep on schmoozing the chicks and not even think about picking that gigantic booger that's hanging from your nose, huh?"
Ben O.
Ok. this one is 'Santa' talking to the man:
"Now look, for the last time I will not trade you Bessy the Buffalo for a ride on your lady friend!"
Wow, you all are on a roll and I... well... am not.
Hey, I know it looks weird, but gas prices are a real b!tch these days.
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