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Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Super Fantastic Caption Contest (#4)

Oh Joy - it's Tuesday again and in case you didn't notice (and judging by that burning smell, most of you haven't), that means that it's time for another wonderful edition of the ever-popular Super Fantastic Caption Contest . . . or as the boys down in the newly remodeled janitorial hall like to call it - "Words for Nerds".

(Evil Twin Biff's just jealous because his T-Shirt iron-on machine is broken and he hasn't been able to post any T-Shirt Logics lately.)

Moving on . . . I think this week's photo is a gem.

Can't wait to read those comments.

Ben O.


Blogger Zambo said...

Hey Ben!

I enjoy the "Super Fantastic Caption Contest" quite a bit...

So let's get to it...

"It takes more than an ordinary Power Bar to fuel the great and powerful Oprah."

That's all for now.

Your Pal,


10:07 PM  
Blogger Karlos said...

In the immortal words of Fat Bastard:

"Baby: The other, other white meat."

3:14 AM  
Blogger Violet said...

"Mom, please... This is NOT going to get me the gig as the Burger Palace spokesbaby."

3:52 AM  
Blogger Kathleen said...

"Wow, why does everybody always complain about push-ups? They're so easy."

4:20 AM  
Blogger flea said...

ok here goes

oh for god's sakes mom, why! why!! what did i ever do to you to deserve this? a sandwhich? ugh!

like whatever, take the damn picture already you fat cow and i'm sure you'll bring it out at all my birthday parties and graduation and laugh and laugh and i'll just secretly hate you a little more every year, and then some day i will get you back.....

oh yes i will!

whether it be you getting drunk at my wedding and falling down and flashing your panties or you kissing uncle Hank under the misseltoe at christmas when you think nobody else is looking yeah you'd better be afraid

be very afraid....

and oh yeah ~ CHEESE!

5:07 AM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Everyone - such interesting captions . . . and FUNNY.

- I love it -

Here's one for ya . . .

"Well, don't look at me! You said to order the one with double meat."

Ben O.

7:50 AM  
Blogger trinamick said...

Baby King: Have It Your Way.

2:25 PM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Trin - New pic, huh?

I Like it.

Great caption as well.

Ben O.

4:02 PM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Got another one for ya . . .

"Is it just me or is Burger King puttin' a little somethin' special in their burgers lately?"

Ben O.

7:22 PM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

"Now that really IS "Extra Value"!"

Ben O.

10:16 PM  
Blogger mr. schprock said...

"And over there on the couch is our youngest. Her name is Patty."

4:43 AM  
Blogger Sunshine said...

And while Daphne was proud and excited to have married a Japanese man, despite instincts to the contrary, she still didn't get the concept of sushi.

Thanks for stopping by my blog!

5:33 AM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Too funny, you two.

Lovin' it . . .

Ben O.

8:42 AM  
Anonymous mark said...

You are what you eat...

8:43 AM  
Blogger Zambo said...

Hi again, Ben.

In accordance with Mr. Schprock's comment:

"One beefy Patty, special sauce, lettuce, cheese,..." (you know the rest).

Have a great weekend!

Take care out there!

Your Pal,


7:24 PM  
Blogger Hale McKay said...

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Sonic Burger.
...Yes, it's Sonic Burger. Alien visitor to a low carb diet. Faster than prune juice. Able to harden arteries. More powerful than a salad.
...And who, disguised as a mild mannered sandwich, fights for the heavy, the hungry and the great American weigh-in.

Yeah, a little long, but I couldn't resist - in honor of the new Superman movie.

1:15 PM  
Anonymous Rollin said...

Little Johnny's first attempt at method acting for his role as the cow in the upcoming nativity play.

11:13 AM  
Blogger Glenn said...

"You call that supersized?"

"Yes it tastes like chicken."

8:37 PM  

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