Super Fantastic Caption Contest (#5)
Okay people . . . it's time to pry open the seemingly bottomless box of strange and unique photos and have another go at trying to figure out what the heck is going on.
Yep, that's right . . . it's Tuesday and that's the day we here at Procrastination Station hold our weekly Super Fantastic Caption Contest.
Now I know that there are exactly zero people online right now. Most are probably out grilling up hotdogs and trying to get their kids to stop lighting cherry bombs under the cat. And for those devoted readers outside the US . . . well, I'm sure you have something better to do than sitting around reading blogs on a Tuesday as well.
No?
Well, I'm gonna post this week's picture regardless and hope for the best.
In honor of that beloved lil' National Holiday we like to call The Fourth of July, I decided to run a google image search using the words "July 4th". Believe it or not, this beauty was actually one of the shots that popped up (I'm not quite sure what that says about our society, btw).
Have fun . . .
Yep, that's right . . . it's Tuesday and that's the day we here at Procrastination Station hold our weekly Super Fantastic Caption Contest.
Now I know that there are exactly zero people online right now. Most are probably out grilling up hotdogs and trying to get their kids to stop lighting cherry bombs under the cat. And for those devoted readers outside the US . . . well, I'm sure you have something better to do than sitting around reading blogs on a Tuesday as well.
No?
Well, I'm gonna post this week's picture regardless and hope for the best.
In honor of that beloved lil' National Holiday we like to call The Fourth of July, I decided to run a google image search using the words "July 4th". Believe it or not, this beauty was actually one of the shots that popped up (I'm not quite sure what that says about our society, btw).
Have fun . . .
Ben O.
posted by Ben O. | 8:13 AM
17 Comments:
I'm gonna go all show-of-bad-faith-y (or not...) and say:
"The Italian World Cup Strategy".
Happy 4th of July!
Flea - no worries. Wit can't be turned on like a light switch - that's for sure.
Anne - Those darned Italians. We held e'm to a tie with only 9 men. That's something. How did the French do?
Here's a caption for ya . . .
"Well, the invite said it was BYOB!"
Ben O.
'Ski resort takes drastic measures to satisfy George Bush's room service requests'
There just isn't a keg-erator big enough...
A reminder to never forget your lift tickets.
Great stuff!
Here's another one . . .
This Winter, Killington Resort will be the first ever to make artificial snow out of beer. Ticket prices will have to be raised to cover the expected loss due to everyone stopping and eating the snow.
Ben O.
last one to the top is a rotten egg!!!
Setup is underway for the new Olympic event - Giant Slalom Drinking Game!
Unfortunately, John had to resort to using the ski lift when he realized St. Bernard's weren't quite big enough for the kegs he had purchased...
Photographic proof of top secret military trials of a new weapon - the Altitude Charge. Unfortunately this was the last photo our reporter got, as he chose the wrong elevation for his photo-op.
(Ok, I'll stop before I get any stranger...)
Too late!
Just kidding - nice stuff Rollin.
Ben O.
The scary thing is, that's just one of Ben's own pics :)
Ben's post about making artificial snow out of the beer reminds me of Bill Murray's character in Caddy Shack when he wanted to make golfing grass out of weed.
"This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff."
A good day at the ski slopes!
Several people died today when a riot broke out at a local ski resort. Police say it all started when the first person in line broke the only available tap on the mountain.
As was normal practice, the kegs of beer arrived at the top of the hill before the Irish Giant Slalom team.
How to tell if Bode Miller is on the mountain...
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