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Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Super Fantastic Caption Contest (#5)

Okay people . . . it's time to pry open the seemingly bottomless box of strange and unique photos and have another go at trying to figure out what the heck is going on.

Yep, that's right . . . it's Tuesday and that's the day we here at Procrastination Station hold our weekly Super Fantastic Caption Contest.

Now I know that there are exactly zero people online right now. Most are probably out grilling up hotdogs and trying to get their kids to stop lighting cherry bombs under the cat. And for those devoted readers outside the US . . . well, I'm sure you have something better to do than sitting around reading blogs on a Tuesday as well.

No?

Well, I'm gonna post this week's picture regardless and hope for the best.

In honor of that beloved lil' National Holiday we like to call The Fourth of July, I decided to run a google image search using the words "July 4th". Believe it or not, this beauty was actually one of the shots that popped up (I'm not quite sure what that says about our society, btw).

Have fun . . .



Ben O.

18 Comments:

Blogger flea said...

wow, omg i'm first and i have nothing witty or funny to say...shit!!!! think dammit...

ummmmm

ummm

nothing

ah well happy 4th of July

12:51 PM  
Blogger anne said...

I'm gonna go all show-of-bad-faith-y (or not...) and say:
"The Italian World Cup Strategy".

Happy 4th of July!

2:29 PM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Flea - no worries. Wit can't be turned on like a light switch - that's for sure.

Anne - Those darned Italians. We held e'm to a tie with only 9 men. That's something. How did the French do?

Here's a caption for ya . . .

"Well, the invite said it was BYOB!"

Ben O.

7:56 PM  
Blogger Ultra Toast Mosha God said...

'Ski resort takes drastic measures to satisfy George Bush's room service requests'

4:58 AM  
Blogger Violet said...

There just isn't a keg-erator big enough...

10:14 AM  
Blogger Liz said...

A reminder to never forget your lift tickets.

3:42 PM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Great stuff!

Here's another one . . .

This Winter, Killington Resort will be the first ever to make artificial snow out of beer. Ticket prices will have to be raised to cover the expected loss due to everyone stopping and eating the snow.

Ben O.

4:25 PM  
Blogger flea said...

last one to the top is a rotten egg!!!

4:14 AM  
Anonymous Rollin said...

Setup is underway for the new Olympic event - Giant Slalom Drinking Game!

9:24 AM  
Anonymous Rollin said...

Unfortunately, John had to resort to using the ski lift when he realized St. Bernard's weren't quite big enough for the kegs he had purchased...

9:25 AM  
Anonymous Rollin said...

Photographic proof of top secret military trials of a new weapon - the Altitude Charge. Unfortunately this was the last photo our reporter got, as he chose the wrong elevation for his photo-op.

(Ok, I'll stop before I get any stranger...)

9:32 AM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Too late!

Just kidding - nice stuff Rollin.

Ben O.

7:32 PM  
Anonymous mark said...

The scary thing is, that's just one of Ben's own pics :)

7:07 AM  
Anonymous mark said...

Ben's post about making artificial snow out of the beer reminds me of Bill Murray's character in Caddy Shack when he wanted to make golfing grass out of weed.

"This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff."

7:14 AM  
Blogger Kathleen said...

A good day at the ski slopes!

4:28 PM  
Blogger Glenn said...

Several people died today when a riot broke out at a local ski resort. Police say it all started when the first person in line broke the only available tap on the mountain.

8:59 PM  
Blogger Hale McKay said...

As was normal practice, the kegs of beer arrived at the top of the hill before the Irish Giant Slalom team.

11:57 PM  
Anonymous Rollin said...

How to tell if Bode Miller is on the mountain...

8:51 AM  

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