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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Big, Honkin' Announcement

Okay people, it's that time again. The Management wants a little more flare and pizazz around here and they already rejected Evil Twin Biff's "Geriatric-Dancing-While-On-Fire-Hoola-Hoop-Enthusiasts" idea out of hand. For some reason they felt it didn't live up to the high moral standard we are trying to present here at The Station.

The problem is that ever since his baby, "T-Shirt Logic" (some of you die-hards may remember) was shelved due to budgetary concerns, Biff just hasn't been the same. He sleeps way past his usual 12:45 in the afternoon wake-time and has actually been seen out on the town with apparently happy, unrestrained women.

It's not good, people.

He simply is not himself.

That's why we are proud to announce the premier of a brand new, semi-regular feature here at Procrastination Station. (We had to do something.)

Entitled "Sub-Basement Post-It Notes", this promises to be the newest and most exciting item on our roster at least until the next new and exciting idea comes around.

Anyway, we hope you enjoy it.

'Cause if you don't Evil Twin Biff could very likely be out there in the workforce looking for an actual job . . . and nobody wants that.

Trust me - NOBODY WANTS THAT.


Ben O.

BTW - Like any good mystery, you'll just have to watch for the debut of "Sub-Basement Post-It Notes". Nobody knows when it will be.

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4 Comments:

Blogger Ben O. said...

I'm not sensing the groundswell of excitement, people.

Ben O.

10:58 AM  
Blogger Sadie Lou said...

*baited breath*

11:07 AM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Which as we all know beats the stuffing out of "bait-shop breath" . . .

Ain't that right Sadie Lou?

:)

Ben O.

1:58 PM  
Blogger MyUtopia said...

Too funny, what is it going to be?

4:35 PM  

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