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Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Super Fantastic Caption Contest (#33)

Hello Internet Junkies!

I hope and trust that each and every loyal PS reader out there has something to be happy about today.

If not, whatever it is, it could be a whole lot worse . . . you could have just divorced your wanna-be hip-hop loser husband, run away from rehab (twice), flashed your hooha to the universe, shaved your head and gotten embarassingly beaten out for the best adapted screenplay oscar on internationally broadcast basic cable yet again.

That would really be crappy, now wouldn't it?

(Evil Twin Biff knows exactly how that feels, don't ya Bro!?!)

The good news is that Procrastination Station is a world-renowned beacon of progressive, forward thinking enlightenment and we have just the thing to take your feable mind off of your pathetic, miserable lil' life . . .

The Super Fantastic Caption Contest!

This week's pic is a gem for sure.

I am so looking forward to reading your comments (captions) on this baby.

Ben O.


Blogger captain corky said...

Ben you know it would be sacrilege for me to participate in this particular contest!

8:12 AM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

I can see how it might compromise your basic principles . . .

You are excused.

Ben O.

8:38 AM  
Anonymous rollin said...

The absence of toilets on the Enterprise led crewmembers to devise new and inventive ways of delivering swirlies to rookie red-shirts.

1:41 PM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Private Rappaport had the unfortunate disctinction of having hair that was "most like the window cleaning sponges we forgot to bring with us on this five year mission."

Bummer for Private Rappaport.

Ben O.

2:56 PM  
Blogger bbsgirl said...

"I've given you all the power we have Captain, I'll give it my brain power, that should do it!!!!"

6:44 AM  
Blogger Sadie Lou said...

Soilent Green is PEOPLE!!

11:54 AM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Yes it is, Sadie Lou.

Great stuff all . . . keep 'em coming.

I have a feeling about this picture.

Ben O.

1:28 PM  
Blogger Glenn said...

Back when the female crew members wore skirts?

5:13 AM  
Blogger Spider Girl said...

They all knew protocol said SOMEBODY in a red shirt had to be offed each episode, and this time poor Ensign Bob drew the short straw.

5:16 PM  
Anonymous Loweded Wookie said...

"Just us two now Bob.

God I hate being a red shirt."

3:20 AM  
Blogger Terri said...

I'm hopeless at these, Ben. I think I'll come back for Feedback Friday.
Um, you do know today is monday, don't you..?

10:59 AM  
Blogger Kathleen said...

You do realise that it's been two weeks since you posted, right?

10:57 AM  
Anonymous rollin said...

Methinks the Chief Procrastinator here at the Station is busy with something else...
Maybe something small and pink that cries, wiggles, eats, and sleeps a lot?

7:38 PM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Me thinks Rollin is correct - watch for the Station to start up again very soon . . . as soon as the diaper-changing pace slows from frantic to borderline manageable.

Ben O.

9:50 PM  
Blogger Ultra Toast Mosha God said...

"Starfleet funerals budget reduced due to extended war with Klingons"

9:56 AM  

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