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Thursday, November 30, 2006

Super Fantastic Caption Contest (#24)



You are about to enter that part of the Internet that your Momma warned you about. Proceed at your own risk - wear protective headgear if necessary.

Okay people, let's get down to some captionizing.

This week's picture is very interesting if not quite as deliberately humorous as some have been in the past. I do have a good feeling about it, though. I wouldn't be surprised to see some really insightful and funny comments out there that are just waiting to be set free.

Go ahead . . . set them free . . .

Ben O.


Anonymous rollin said...

"Black Friday my #@&, Sarge! It's a Commie plot! Open Fire!"

8:40 AM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

I hate those freakin' Commie plots . . . they always ruin what would otherwise have been a nice afternoon.

Ben O.

12:59 PM  
Anonymous baylor bear said...

"Be Quiet soldier, we've been given orders to wait. Even Osama Bin Laden can't resist the magical holiday shopping season."

7:31 AM  
Blogger Kathleen said...

I know I said I come for Caption day but that's because I like reading what everybody else comes up with as I rarely am clever enough.

9:16 AM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Oh, Kathleen . . . it's much simpler than you think. I get a kick out of what everyone writes too, but sometimes I just can't help myself.

I started the dang thing because I enjoyed doing them on other people's sites so much.

Fun stuff . . .

Ben O.

BTW - nice to see ya, Baylor Bear. Good caption.

Sic 'em Bears!

11:46 AM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Here's one for ya . . .

"Easy now. Just wait a few more seconds and that minivan will open it's doors. When that happens, you let 'er rip. Don't leave anyone standing, now, ya hear me?"

Ben O.

11:50 AM  
Blogger flea said...

what are we aiming for again?

12:25 PM  
Anonymous rollin said...

"This artist's rendition of the statue proposed for Main Street, while not quite as awe-inspiring as the Iwo Jima Memorial, is meant to honor all those who have used long-range weapons and explosives to avoid getting too close to the action."

12:25 PM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Too funny!

We need more statues, darn-it-all!

Here's another one . . .

"Good evening and welcome to the 6 O'clock news. We have some breaking news to report. Apparently, a Woolworth's in the low-rent section of southern Cincinnati has been blown to . . . what was that you said? . . . smithereens?"

"Yes Stone, smithereens. That's the word I used. Smithereens. It's like it's been totally blown away. Utterly de-rezzed. Wiped out of existence forever. Sucked into the hideous vortex of nothingness never to return again."

"Okey-dokey . . . gotcha!"

Ben O.

12:54 PM  
Blogger Glenn said...

IF I can't have an Elmo...

No one can have an Emlo!!!

3:15 PM  
Blogger Glenn said...

This will teach them to close early on December 24th!!!

3:18 PM  
Blogger Glenn said...

Hostages!!! We don't need no stinking hostages!!!

3:19 PM  
Blogger Glenn said...

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3:21 PM  
Blogger Glenn said...

OK you hit the door with the M60 and I'll hit the vault with the Bazooka.

3:24 PM  
Blogger Glenn said...

Dude, you think the plasic explosives in this thing will work?

3:25 PM  
Blogger Glenn said...

Throw down your Legos and come out with your Play-Doh where I can see it!

3:29 PM  
Blogger Glenn said...

And they thought the shot came from the grassy knoll.

3:32 PM  
Blogger Glenn said...

You think we can handle this by ourselves or do we need to call in an RC airstrike?

3:34 PM  
Blogger Glenn said...

"This stake-out is amlost as boring as Glenn's job on a Fiday night."

"Almost, but not quite."

3:39 PM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

"Hey Sarge, see that shopper with the Macy's bag . . . how much you wanna bet I can shoot out the lil' red "a"?

"I've got a $100 ridin' on it, private. Fire at will!"

Ben O.

9:05 AM  

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