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Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Late Night T-Shirt Logic

Evil Twin Biff


Blogger Shannon said...

Ummmmmmmmm yeah... lol.. is there a mermaid on the Starbucks label?? Never went to Starbucks before..=)

Biff get some sleep dear!

8:37 AM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

Nope not strange just weird..lol :)

9:19 AM  
Blogger trinamick said...

I think that's one of the determining factors of whether you are a sociopath, actually.

10:10 AM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Shannon - My dear, where they hey have you been living. I thought it was understood that an American cannot leave their domicile without viewing at least 4-5 completely seperate Starbucks stores within the first fifteen minutes. Am I the only one?

Great, is everyone staring at me again?

Beading Gal - Biff is not right . . . I think that must be why he likes to wear a little yellow dog-food dish as a hat on Thursdays. I'm pretty sure that's not normal.

Trin - That and listening to people you have never met? Figures . . . I'm in trouble, then.

Ben O.

11:29 AM  
Blogger Shannon said...

Ben~ My Dear...my dearest dear...YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE!! lol..

1:54 PM  
Blogger Acecold said...

I would not think so, but I must warn you.....a friend of mine had a thing for her & asked her out.

Oh man, the stories he told me about her family & her former lovers....holy cow.

Stay away, just stay away...trust me.

2:08 PM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Shannon - I think Connor McCloud said it best when he stood up on top of that cliff and proclaimed to the entire Universe - "There can be only one!"

Acecold - I know . . . she's out of Biff's league anyway. He still has to have me tie his shoes for cryin' out loud. Of course he did go out with Tyra Banks last week, so maybe he knows something I don't.

Ben O.

2:19 PM  
Blogger Lingo Slinger said...

Not at all... She's a total hottie!! Why else would she be on the cup? They don't put pig mermaids on cups.

5:41 PM  
Blogger Terri said...

Never paid too much attention to what was on the outside of a starbucks cup, myself.

8:32 AM  
Blogger Sadie Lou said...

Ben--might I suggest you switch to drinking a beverage with a better "hottie" to gawk at? What's that beer with the busty bar maid?

9:54 AM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Lingo - Girl, is there even such a thing as a pig-mermaid. I thought the whole idea of a mermaid was that she was pretty. I guess there must be some aestechtically (how the heck do you spell that word? 18 points to the first one who can spell that word correctly) challenged mermaids out there. Sort of makes you feel sorry for them, huh?

Terri - Yep, it's what's inside that counts, right?

Sadie - I think that would be St. Paulie Girl. Pretty good stuff, but I prefer Rolling Rock. I guess I will have to get used to looking at the lil' horsie on the bottle, huh?

Remember that the T-Shirt Logic sentiments are purely Biff's and not in any way, shape or form Ben's. Try and play along for my sake, okay people.

Ben O.

10:40 AM  
Blogger mr. schprock said...

I've always had a passion for St. Pauli Girl myself.

11:01 AM  
Blogger beadinggalinMS said...

Ok Biff is not normal!! LOL
Does he also wear the doggie sweaters?? :P

11:52 AM  
Blogger Sadie Lou said...

...I mean *Biff

I failed.

12:53 PM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Sadie, aren't you glad that your parents didn't say something like this . . .

"I think we need to forego having kids so Ashley Judd can feel better about herself."

Sorry - just messin'

Ben O.

1:02 PM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

I'm putting some of my wive's favorite songs on the ole' iPod while I blog-surf and I am having a blast hearing some songs that I haven't thought about in awhile . . .

Stevie Wonder - Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm Yours

Nancy Sinatra - The Boots are Made for Walkin'

Great stuff!

Ben O.

1:05 PM  
Blogger Ben O. said...


Ben O.

Word Verification -

lipboqa = When you kiss someone after walking across a carpeted room and get a little shock.

1:06 PM  
Blogger The Zombieslayer said...

Actually yes. When the movie the Little Mermaid came out, I thought Ariel was hot though.

9:05 PM  

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