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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Super Fantastic Caption Contest (#59)

Okay, it's back.

Let's not get all mushy and stuff.

I think this week's pic is a great one. I can't wait to read all those millions and millions of comments and captions.

You people are like comment-leaving machines. Voracious, I tell you . . . Voracious.



Should a good one.

Ben O.

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11 Comments:

Blogger Rollin said...

Government safety testing was ramped up today in an effort to make sure no more monks burst into flames due to wardrobe malfunctions, following the publishing of "Unsafe at any Temperature" over the weekend.

10:21 AM  
Blogger Rollin said...

what, nothing???

Okay, how about this then:

"Hugo Chavez opens trading on the first day of Venezuela's new stock exchange by ringing, according to a translator, two large brass bells. In other news, a Venezuelan government translator was fired today after..."

7:18 PM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

That second one is vintage Rollin.

Good stuff.

Ben O.

6:25 PM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Here's one for ya -

And next in line was PeeWee, whose special talent became readily apparent to everyone. The room warmed with admiration as the sound of shattered dreams wafted through the air.

Ben O.

6:28 PM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

The new Nepalese dance craze - "The Achey Brakey Scrotum"

Sorry - cover the childrens' eyes.

Ben O.

6:30 PM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Come to think of it - what the heck are your children doing on the blog in the first place.

6:30 PM  
Blogger The Zombieslayer said...

The guy in orange is showing off how many hit points he has. He can afford to take a blow like that, because it won't even dock 1% of his hit point total.

In other words, someone you don't want to mess with.

5:01 PM  
Blogger Rollin said...

I think that's what most people would call a "critical" hit, regardless of actual hit points done... :p

11:48 AM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Especcially with the infamous "Golden Foot of Frozen Death" +3.

Ben O.

1:07 PM  
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12:37 AM  
Blogger beautiful disaster said...

"Irate lawyer swan kicks monk in dispute over proper courtroom attire."

ok, i gave this caption contest a shot. just discovered your blog and am already loving it!

8:27 PM  

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