Feedback Friday (#79)
Okay, we're back!
Enough with all the mushiness, let's get back to business -
This week in keeping with the election theme we sort of have going here in the land of dwindling returns, we here at Procrastination Station want to know who you would vote for if you could elect anyone you want for President.
You can't pick the ones that are actually running, that's boring.
We want to know about your dream candidate. Who is it?
But, we're not finished there. No sir!
You also have to defend your position and explain why Bret Favre would make a good Commander and Chief. What is it about Paris Hilton that you think makes her the perfect fit for the Oval Office?
This should be interesting - Ben O.
BTW - for those of you currently living outside the continental USA, tell us about your nomination for King of the World. (I always feel like I should be standing on the bow of a big ship when I say that.)
Labels: Bret Favre, Feedback Friday, Paris Hilton
posted by Ben O. | 2:05 PM
10 Comments:
I nominate me.
My platform.
Troops come home the day after I'm sworn in. All of them. The ones in Iraq, Afganistan, Korea, Germany, or wherever else they roam. Use troops to guard our country from terrorist threats along boarders, in shipyards, nuke plants, and any other area to prevent an attack from crossing our boarder. If NATO and other countries want our assistance they must beg for it and PAY for it from this point forward. All countries that endorse or perpetuate genocide will be dealt with in an eye for an eye fashion swiftly and no reparations will be made.
Reform the electorial system. No one is allowed to donate money to a campaign ever again. Anyone caught contributing to a political campaign or accepting money will be prosecuted. The two party system will be abolished. You will be elected based on your platform and not your party. The electorial college will be eliminated. This antiquated system is BS. The popular vote will stand and the election process will be standardized.
Abolish the IRS. Flat sales tax for everyone. No breaks. No deductions. You buy something you pay for it...end of story. The only acception will be food. Use newly unemployed IRS agents to oversee banking system and other businesses where failure could cause financial distress to the overall economy. Any CEO who ran his company into the ground in order to make a short term profit will have his wages and property garnished to pay a severance package to employees who are now unemployed. The govenrment will not bail out failing organizations.
Heavily tax imported petroleum and use taxes to fund alternative energy R&D.
Pass a law that changes federal the definition of "Marriage" to "Civil union." You can call it whatever you want but you can't stomp on other peoples rights because you don't agree with them.
If elected I would be assasinated by political insiders within a week.
I vote for Angela Petrelli, from Heroes. Let's face it, that woman knows how to get things sorted!
Hmmm.. good question. If I could vote for anyhow. Well, how about someone with experience. Jed Bartlett. He's been President so he knows his way around the White House already.
Or I'd vote for Joss Whedon as president. Just to hear his State of the Union address. You know it would be good. And that whole he wants equality for women everywhere thing going for him. And he invented people as scary as Angelus, Niska, and Mal when he's pissed off so I don't think too many countries would get anything over on us just because he looks like a nice guy. He's frakking tweaked. I wouldn't mess with him.
PS Hi!
These are all good. Excellent in fact, but where is Ozzy?
Anyone!?!
Ozzy? You heve to have been born in the US Ben. You know that. Geeeeezzz.
Okay, if Ozzy isn't an option - how about Bono?
Does the president need two names or is a single name okay?
Ben O.
Woohoo! Ben O's back among the blogging!
First day back from vacation and am feeling muzzy-headed, so I have no Feedback right now.
I'm leaning toward Glenn or me or Zombieslayer, but I'd have to be ZS's running mate to keep him in check.
I'll go for Kucinich or Marilyn Manson. They could campaign together. It's hard to tell which is the sane one and that is precisely why I'd pick them. xo
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