"That's it! I'm officially out of the snuggling and cuddling and ball retrieving and generally being a nice lil' dog business. From now on, when you say the word "bite" . . . I say early and often, bro!"
Benny secretly woke up in the middle of the night and typed in the web address for the National Pug Rescue. His profile stated," Please save me from my owner's costume fetish"
When he was the lead reindeeer, Rudolph's nose was shiny and bright. Then they moved him back. His nose rubbing the ass of the deer in front of him, his nose lost its luster.
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I'm still laughing at those two - really good stuff!
Ben O.
"You think the fake antlers are cute . . . you should see the red and green thong."
Ben O.
I have to agree with Flea. That's exactly what that poor dog is thinking.
aw.. with its little pugness. its little pop-out eyes looking all ashamed at its owners lack of respect for the mighty pug that he is.
happy hump day.
"That's it! I'm officially out of the snuggling and cuddling and ball retrieving and generally being a nice lil' dog business. From now on, when you say the word "bite" . . . I say early and often, bro!"
Benny secretly woke up in the middle of the night and typed in the web address for the National Pug Rescue. His profile stated," Please save me from my owner's costume fetish"
How'd I'd get this gig?
"Dude, didn't you get the memo!?! I'm jewish!"
Ben O.
"Quit eyeballin' me, bitch!"
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"You've heard of the 'Jackelope'?
Behold! The 'Pugelope'!"
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"The bright side: this outfit came with a mistletoe belt buckle."
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Zambo - we should all be so lucky as to have our very own Mistle-toe Belt Buckles.
'Tis the Season!
Ben O.
"Hey Mack, how the hell do you expect me to score any chicks in this ridiculous get up?"
Ben O.
"Hey sexy, lookin' good in those reindeer antler-thingies. And that thong is way cool!"
Ben O.
"Okay Mack, disregard my previous remarks. I'm keepin' the outfit."
Ben O.
When he was the lead reindeeer, Rudolph's nose was shiny and bright. Then they moved him back. His nose rubbing the ass of the deer in front of him, his nose lost its luster.
If you ain't the lead dog, the view never changes . . .
Ben O.
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