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Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Super Fantastic Caption Contest (#17)

It's Tuesday!

No . . . wait, it's Wednesday!


Should be fun . . .


Ben O.

17 Comments:

Blogger Ultra Toast Mosha God said...

Santa forced to outsource after elf service union strike.

6:52 AM  
Blogger flea said...

"merry fucking Christmas, what, you think i should be all happy and all smiles? well fuck you, if you had owners like mine you would feel the exact same way. like who the hell puts a santa's hat on a dog! i'll tell you who,nobody that's right in the fucking head that's for sure."

oh yeah and HO, HO, HO, you bastards! i'm so shitting on your favorite pair of shoes come next spring

7:41 AM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

I'm still laughing at those two - really good stuff!

Ben O.

8:12 AM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

"You think the fake antlers are cute . . . you should see the red and green thong."

Ben O.

9:25 AM  
Blogger Kathleen said...

I have to agree with Flea. That's exactly what that poor dog is thinking.

9:34 AM  
Blogger Yasamin said...

aw.. with its little pugness. its little pop-out eyes looking all ashamed at its owners lack of respect for the mighty pug that he is.

happy hump day.

9:48 AM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

"That's it! I'm officially out of the snuggling and cuddling and ball retrieving and generally being a nice lil' dog business. From now on, when you say the word "bite" . . . I say early and often, bro!"

10:00 AM  
Blogger Sadie Lou said...

Benny secretly woke up in the middle of the night and typed in the web address for the National Pug Rescue. His profile stated," Please save me from my owner's costume fetish"

2:06 PM  
Anonymous mark said...

How'd I'd get this gig?

7:55 PM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

"Dude, didn't you get the memo!?! I'm jewish!"

Ben O.

6:38 AM  
Blogger Zambo said...

"Quit eyeballin' me, bitch!"

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"You've heard of the 'Jackelope'?
Behold! The 'Pugelope'!"


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"The bright side: this outfit came with a mistletoe belt buckle."

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9:42 AM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Zambo - we should all be so lucky as to have our very own Mistle-toe Belt Buckles.

'Tis the Season!

Ben O.

10:33 AM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

"Hey Mack, how the hell do you expect me to score any chicks in this ridiculous get up?"

Ben O.

1:41 PM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

"Hey sexy, lookin' good in those reindeer antler-thingies. And that thong is way cool!"

Ben O.

1:42 PM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

"Okay Mack, disregard my previous remarks. I'm keepin' the outfit."

Ben O.

1:43 PM  
Blogger Hale McKay said...

When he was the lead reindeeer, Rudolph's nose was shiny and bright. Then they moved him back. His nose rubbing the ass of the deer in front of him, his nose lost its luster.

6:38 PM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

If you ain't the lead dog, the view never changes . . .

Ben O.

11:44 AM  

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